Uwe Boll Is Antichrist!
Welcome to UweBollIsAntichrist.com. If you've come this far, chances are pretty
good that you know who Uwe Boll are, and that you dislike him. If you don't know
who Uwe Boll is, let us summarize it: Uwe Boll is a german director and producer who
recently started his quest to destroy the video game industry by producing some of
the worst movies ever. In 2003, House of the Dead was released, based on
the arcade shooter by SEGA. The movie quickly found it's way to the Internet
Movie Database over the 100 worst films of all time, currently residing at 33th
place. This didn't stop Uwe, who now decided that his next victim was going to be
the classic Alone in the Dark. Not only is the recently released movie a
mockery to the intelligence of any audience, it's a direct insult to the game that
it's "based" on. How one could POSSIBLY make such a bad movie out of such a good
concept is beyond human knowledge. Alone in the Dark is currently residing
at place 16 on IMDB's top 100 list of the 100 worst films in history.
Despite his complete failure at making both of these films, Uwe Boll has not given up.
Bloodrayne is currently in post-production, and featuring one of the worst
female "actors" of all time (Michelle Rodriguez), chances are pretty good that Uwe
will make it into the top 10 of worst films ever. If he fails with that, he still has
Far Cry coming, and God only knows what this man is planning for the future.
So, what drives this man? What makes him keep producing these films? He knows that
they are going to fail miserably. He knows that he will destroy the spirit of any game,
good or bad, that he makes a film based on. We here at UweBollIsAntiChrist.com think
that we have found the answer.
Through all times, people with different faith have often shared one commong conception -
that there exists a greater evil of some kind. Some people view this evil as the gathered
evil of mankind. Others prefer to see it as an entity of some sort, calling it the Devil,
Belzebub, or Antichrist.
Dr. Uwe Boll, we believe that this greater evil is you. We believe that the purpose of your
life is to inflict as much suffering and grief as possible in the heart of humans everywhere.
We believe that you find pleasure in destroying the spirit of great video games, and that you
plan to continue this evil work for a long, long time. We believe that you are Antichrist.
On behalf of the entire world, we beg you: Spare us from making another movie!.
Sincerly,
The people at UweBollIsAntichrist.com
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